Happy birthday, Destery Moore!
You’re awesome and amazing and hilarious and I hope you have a spectacular day(:
“Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. Enjoy” —Willy Wonka
- Me: I have red nails now =p
- Friend: I'm guessing you painted them?
- Me: No I killed a guy and used him blood. Course I painted them. Douchebag.